August 6, 2007

The beauty of the delete key

Don't you hate Monday mornings. Five work days loom in front of you. The weekend is a distant memory. Your inbox is full of unwanted emails.

That's where the delete key comes in handy. With the delete key you can:

-- delete offers for Viagra
-- delete offers for penile extensions
-- delete unsolicited offers of sex
-- delete emails from annoying co-workers
-- delete offers to get rich quick
-- delete emails from websites impersonating eBay
-- delete email chain letters
-- delete emails in languages you do not recognize
-- delete offers to buy Rolex watches
-- delete unsolicited product offers

The delete key is your friend. Use it!

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